The Rolling Stones are denying reports that they plan to call it “quits” next year.
- Keith Richards says he doesn’t remember telling anyone that. Then again, he can’t remember the 1960’s… 70’s… 80’s…
- They can’t stop or they’ll start gathering moss!
- Mick Jaggar says the band will keep going despite the fact that these days no one in the group can get any “Satisfaction” without the help of Viagra.