Apparently the economy is so bad, even James Bond is cutting back. According to insiders, the next 007 film, “Skyfall” will feature a James Bond who drinks beer, NOT martinis.

- Bond fans everywhere were shaken - but not stirred - by the news.

- The really tricky part is going to be building all those super-secret, high-tech gadgets into a ‘79 Chevy pick-up.

- So basically, for the first time, James Bond will actually have “Six-Pack Abs”.

- The “Bond Girl” will still have big boobs so who really cares what he drinks?