A woman in Florida is charged with offering to have sex with a man who turned out to be an undercover cop in exchange for two double cheeseburgers off the McDonald’s Dollar menu.

- She should have gone to Burger King where they don’t get mad if you ask to “hold the pickle”.

- If he threw in an order of fries, she promised to “Super Size” him.

- She basically just wanted a “Happy Meal”… but without the toy.

- Her lawyer claims exchanging sex for cheeseburgers was on her “Bucket List”… but prosecutors argued, if that was the case, she should have gone to KFC.