The cruise ship retracing the voyage of the Titanic was delayed on it’s very first day due to strong winds.  

- The ship didn’t have enough Kites on board for all of the passengers.  

- So apparently Celine Dion’s heart will go on, but the ship has to stop when a little wind kicks up. 

- The wind was so strong a guy standing on the bow of the ship yelling, “I’m the King of the World!” blew overboard.