A public funeral service is being planned for famed TV journalism pioneer Mike Wallace who passed away over the weekend at the age of 93.




- The service is expected to last about 60 Minutes. 

- The eulogy will be delivered by a group of his peers and will begin, “I’m Steve Croft… I’m Leslie Stahl… I’m Morley Safer… and THIS… is Mike Wallace’s funeral.” 

- St. Peter reportedly quit his job at the Pearly Gates saying “I can’t take any more questions from Mike Wallace!”