The New Jersey office of Homeland Security has created a training video that tells TSA agents not to use race or religion to profile terrorists. Intstead they should look for people who have a cold stare or wide “flashbulb eyes”. Other “terrorists tip-offs” include people who repeatedly touch their face or ears, fidget, pace, tremble, yawn, stare at clocks, gets goose bumps or sweat. 

- Michael Moore was immediately put on the no-fly list just for the “sweating” part. 

- Is it just me, or do all those “tip-offs” sound like things regular people do because their terrified they might end up on plane with a terrorist? 

- The video also pointed out that if a person approaching the gate has really glassy eyes… he’s probably the pilot who’s had a few.