Friday, after 5 months of tinkering, Oprah Winfrey pulled the plug on Rosie O’Donnell’s heavily-hyped talk show. One insider described the backstage scene as a “BLEEPING hellhole,” with a frustrated Rosie screaming and berating staffers. And that was before it got cancelled. 

- Remember the good old days when Rosie pretended she was nice, straight, and had a huge crush on Tom Cruise? 

- Give it a few months and Oprah will book an exclusive, tearful reunion special with Rosie where she’ll apologize for cancelling the show. The ratings will go thru the roof!