City Hall and other government buildings in Trenton, New Jersey, are in crisis: The city is down to just half a box of toilet paper. Officials say they can’t order more ‘til they agree on a new contract with the supplier. Things are allegedly being held up by a long running dispute between the mayor and the city council. 

- So basically, the toilet paper talks have “stalled”. 

- Other than that, things in Trenton have really been on a roll! 

- One councilman held up a vote by holding a Bladderbuster, uh, I mean, a Filibuster.  

- Men in Trenton say they won’t stand for this… and women there say they won’t sit for it either!