Yesterday on NBC’s the “Today” show, President Obama said he knows that people are frustrated that things haven’t improved faster, but, he said, “It turns out our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult to bring about change than I would like sometimes.” 

- So it wasn’t George Bush’s fault… It was George Washingtons! 

- Since realizing the founding fathers caused the problem, he’s decided he will no longer serve “Sam Adams” at any future White House Beer Summits. 

The Prez added that he thinks he deserves another term because “as President, you get better as time goes on.” That prompted some on the right to suggest that his campaign slogan could be, “Obama 2012: He’ll do better this time, honest!” 

- Bill Clinton agreed saying, “Being President is like having sex.  The more you do it, the better you get at it”.