Donald Trump may not be looking forward to death… but he is preparing for it. Trump wants to set up a cemetary near the fifth fairway of Trump National Golf Course in New Jersey. His consultant says it would be “very understated, not garish” unlike the marble wedding chapel Trump proposed for the first tee back in 2007. That was slated to be 19’ high, have the word “TRUMP” carved on top, and be turned into a masoleum after he died.
- Instead of “TRUMP”, shouldn’t the carving have read “Hair Today… Gone Tomorrow”?
- Trump will be buried between two of his favorite women, Ivana on one side and Big Bertha on the other.