A survey by the digital gift company CashStar found that 16% of holiday shopping is done while sitting on the toilet. 

- I know a guy who’s a real whiz at this.  

- Thus the expression: “Shop ‘til You Plop!” 

- Women really are better multi-taskers than men! They can shop and “hover” at the same time. 

- I say anything purchased on the throne is an immediate candidate for “re-gifting”.