Great news! It looks like Monica Conyers maybe released from prison as early as December 10th! She’s been in the low-security West Virginia federal prison since September of 2010, but may be allowed to serve out the rest of her term in a half-way house. 

- Her lawyer had her jaw wired shut so she couldn’t call any of the parole board members “Shrek”. 

- A “Half-Way House” is where Monica will learn to ask for only “half” the bribe money she usually does.