You may want to lay off the sunscreen and grab an extra pair of mittens. A major report based on over 30,000 measuring temperature stations worldwide indicates that “Global Warming” actually ended in 1997 - fifteen years ago. Some scientists claim that due to a decrease in sunspot activity, we could be heading into another mini-ice age similiar to the one in the 17th century when London’s Thames River froze over.
- Of course Al Gore won’t believe it until Hell Freezes Over… literally.
- Luckily, I’ve already put a deposit down on a new house in the first “Newt Gingrich Moon Colony”.
- I don’t like being cold, but if this will keep French men from wearing Speedos, I’m all for it.