First, former NBA star Spud Webb signed on with the Rick’s Cabaret chain to form a women’s basketball league for topless dancers.  Now, that’s inspired Dennis Rodman to launch a competing team of topless players for NY’s Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club, that he plans to coach.  Rodman explained, “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down the court.”

- Unless, in reality, “that woman” is Dennis Rodman in high heels and a topless wedding dress! 

- The players in this league are a lot like the basketballs… they’ve also been “inflated”.  

- Men everywhere are praying the’ll be a lot of “Illegal Use of The Hands”.  

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