Last night the remaining Republicans candidates held their 18th debate. The only thing new to come out of it was the phrase “self-deportation”. Mitt Romney said he would not deport illegal aliens, but by enforcing tougher laws on employers the jobs for them would dry up and they would “self-deport” themselves home.  

- He immediately got an influx of cash donations from “Star Trek” fans across the country.  

- Now if we could only come up with a way to get criminals to “self-incarcerate” themselves! 

- Newt Gingrich immediately announced a plan to “self-elect” himself.