NASA has finally figured out where that dead, 6-ton climate satellite crashed.  They thought it might have fallen in Canada, but luckily, they say the speeding debris actually hit the ideal spot.  It landed in the Pacific Ocean, about as far away from large land masses and human populations as it could get.  One Harvard astrophysicist said, “It just shows you the difference that 10 or 15 minutes can make”… on Saturday, “we were talking about, ‘Wow, did it hit Seattle?’”

- Which left quite a few people sleepless in Seattle. 

- Apparently the satellite had On-Star! 

- Am I the only on who was hoping it would land on Charlie Sheen’s house?