NASA reports that the 6 1/2 ton climate satellite that will soon slam into Earth is unexpectedly picking up speed and they now believe it will hit on Friday.  They don’t know where it will land, but believe it will miss North America.  A NASA spokesperson said the odds of any large pieces of it hitting anyone on the ground are 1 in 3200, so “there’s no need to panic.”

- But just in case Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is going to leave Iran and fly back to his home planet until the danger has passed. 

- Geoffrey Fieger is flying back to HIS home planet, too.  

- Let’s hope it falls on the Congressional “Super Committee” now meeting so it can knock some sense into their heads!