PETA has been so successful at convincing celebrities to pose discreetly in the buff for their 
“I’d rather go naked than wear fur campaign” that they now plan to launch their own porn site. Feminists have denounced the idea as “Neanderthal”, but PETA’s spokesman says it’s the models own choice to participate. The site will also have undercover animal mistreatment videos and links to vegan recipes. He said PETA hopes people who come to the site for graphic porn will look deeper and change to a plant-based diet.
- So let me get this straight… PETA protects animals, but they’re willing to treat women like a piece of meat?
- That’s what’s been missing from regular porn sites! Recipes!