The California porn studio Pink Visual claims that it’s begun construction  on a luxury underground bunker where hedonists will be able to survive any apocalypse that comes in 2012 in decadence and luxury.  The porn makers say they, their favorite porn stars and some randomly chosen members of their adult website can join them and survive any world-ending scenario, including comets, earthquakes, tsunamis, radioactive flesh eating zombies and even the Biblical rapture.  However they won’t reveal the location of the secret sex-bunker due to “security concerns”.  

- Three words:  Charlie Sheen’s basement. 

- Hitler tried the whole “secret bunker” thing and look how that turned out.  

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