If you felt the earth move last night, it wasn’t another earthquake… it was Kwame Kilpatrick. His former dis-honor was in town for a book signing. Meanwhile, he gave his first “post prison” interview to the Detroit News. The Kwaminator said, “I not only proclaim my innocence, but the things that I’m accused of…are absolutely false.  I’ve never accepted a bribe.  I’ve never fixed a contract.  I don’t even know how you would do that…”

- He added that he doesn’t even know how to text!  

Kwame also said that he’s “never really had a relationship with anybody else like I had with the city of Detroit.” 

- Christine Beatty said “That’s because he never took the city of Detroit out to dinner before screwing it over!”