Puerto Rico Sen. Roberto Arango, a family values politician who once campaigned for Bush, has resigned after photos of his naked torso and splayed buttocks were found on a gay hookup site called Grindr.  He explained, “I’ve been losing wieght. As I shed that weight, I’ve been taking pictures.” 

- Hey, it’s not like he tweeted the pictures to some of his constituents! 

- So I guess all the gay guys on that website could be called “Weight Watchers”. 

- When most people lose weight they just buy a smaller pair of pants.  

- So it turns out, he’s more into “Craig” than “Jenny”.