President Obama’s long lost Kenyan uncle has resurfaced in an embarrassing way.  Onyano Obama, whom the President calls, “Uncle Omar”, is an illegal immigrant under a longstanding deportation order. Police found him near Boston when he was arrested for drunk driving after nearly smashing into a police car outside the Chicken Bone restaurant.  He’s pleading not guilty, but police say he had glassy eyes, was unsteady on his feet and slurred his words.  When asked if he wanted to make a phone call, he replied, “I think I will call the White House.”

- He’s the Ted Kennedy of the Obama family!

- When he called the WH, Joe Biden answered and told him, “Hey, they’re in Massachusetts too!  At Martha’s Vineyard.  I’m sure they’d love if you dropped by!” 

- Apparently “Uncle Omar” is a member of the “Long Island Iced Tea Party”.  

- That’s the problem with relatives… they come to your country to visit and you can’t get ‘em to leave!

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