New York City prosecutors asked a judge to drop sexual assault charges against former IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn.  They’re afraid that lies his hotel maid accuser told about her background would turn the jury against her.  Also, they had trouble finding DNA evidence in Khan’s $3000 a night luxury hotel room.  They did find, um, DNA from 4 unknown men on the carpet and wallpaper, but none of it matched Khan. 

- They wouldn’t even have found those samples if Khan had let the maid clean the room before he assaulted her! 

- At $3000 a night I hope that in addition to the DNA, you also get a mint on your pillow. 

- The Hotel’s new slogan is: “We’ll Leave The Light On… And Some DNA Lyin’ Around… For Ya!”