There is an online push by gay marriage advocates to have “Sesame Street’s” Bert and Ernie get married to teach kids about gay marriage.  The producers of the show replied that Bert and Ernie are just platonic best freinds and that Muppets have no sexual orientation.  

- Tell that to Miss Piggy!  She’s been trying to turn a certain frog into her prince for years! 

- They’re also pushing for Kermit to release a new song, “It’s Not Easy Being Gay”.

- If they’re going to have a same-sex wedding I think they should marry those two old guys who always sat in the balcony.  They argue so much they act like they’ve been married for years. 

- Next up:  They’ll announce that “Big Bird” didn’t get his name just by being tall. 

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