Despite Tuesday’s good news on Wall Street, a Gallup poll showed President Obama’s approval rating fell three points in one day. Also, a small fire broke out at the Martha’s Vineyard farm where he’s about to go on vacation. It was put out with no major damage. 

- Too bad the Martha’s Vineyard Fire Department hoses aren’t long enough to hose down Washington.  

- Ben Bernanke immediately announced that he will keep Obama’s approval rating near 50% for at least the next two years.  

- The Obama’s should vacation at Cedar Point so they can enjoy the nauseating “Rollar Coaster” feeling we’re all experiencing.