The New York Daily News reports that Der Kommissar saugage restaurant in Brooklyn tried to cash in on the scandal by offering a lunch special called “Anthony’s Weiners.”  It’s two beef hots dogs on French bread brushed with olive oil, with sauerkraut and a pickle on the side.  Customers laughed but hardly any one ordered it.  The owner said, “We talked about serving the special on a bed of underwear, but we didn’t know what the reaction would be to that.”

- I do.  “Yuck!”

- I hope they served it with condom-ments!

- Why two hot dogs?  Is there something else Anthony isn’t telling us?  

- They prepared the hots dogs in a special way:  First they were steamed, then grilled.