At last night’s Spike TV Guy Awards, Jennifer Aniston received the “Decade of Hottness Award” and promised to “keep downward-dogging until the fat lady sings”.  BTW… “Downward-dogging” is a yoga exercise. 

- Then Susan Boyle came out and sang and Jennifer had to stop “downward-dogging”.  

- Helen Thomas received the “Decades of Not-Hotness Award” and promised to “keep making Jewish people mad until the fat lady sings”.

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