Friday, former Senator and presidential candidate John Edwards was indicted on six federal charges relating to hundreds of thousands of dollars given by a campaign donor used to cover up his affair with his baby mama and mistress, Rielle Hunter.  He pleaded not guilty after refusing a plea deal that would have forced him to serve six months in prison.  So it’s off to trial.  Edwards claims that as awful as his behavior was, he broke no laws. 

- Vows, yes.  Laws, no.  

- I understand why he doesn’t want to go to prison… they don’t let inmates have blow-dryers!

- If he does go to the hooscow, he’s a shoe-in for “Prison Prom Queen”!

- Apparently he misunderstood… The donations were intented to help him get Elected not Erected!