Friday, the New York legislature approved gay marriage. The vote was hailed by celebrities sucy as Neil Patrick Harris, who said he would now marry his male partner in NYC and by caterers, wedding planners, china retailers and others in Manhattan’s wedding industry. They’re anticipating a tidal wave of extravagant gay weddings.
- Seamstresses are going crazy trying to crank out sets of “His” and “His” towels!
- In addition to announcing his upcoming nuptials, Neil Patrick Harris admitted that he suffers from erectile dysfunction leading to a new reality show: “Doogie Howser: ED”.
- The reaction was immediate among Lesbians, too. With hundreds of women yelling, “SHE went to Jared!”