Yesterday, the FDA warned women that silicone breast implants will probably not last a lifetime, and if they get them, they might have to be replaced within 10 years.  

- Another reason I’m glad I have man-boobs.  They’re mine forever!  

- This is why it’s always smarter to lease your implants instead of buying them.  

- So men aren’t the only ones who suffer from “shrinkage”! 

- When Heidi Montag heard, she said she felt “deflated”.  

- On the bright side, that Tramp Stamp you got when you were eighteen will stay in mint condition for you to show off to your grandkids!