Jan Rudnicki of Jarnoltowka, Poland had a huge crush on a local divorcee and made his move.  After a night of drinking, he decided to be her Knight on Horseback.  He stripped to the waist, galloped up her garden path and crashed his horse through her front door.  She called the cops, and later said, “He’s a loon… I never fancied him before, and I certainly don’t now. If this was supposed to win my heart, he must be seriously off his rocker.” He could get five years in prison.  

- He could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he just Twittered a picture of himself to her in his underpants!

- How many Polish Knights does it take to end up in Prison for five years?  Apparently just one! 


Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!