An analysis of government records by iWatch News found that since President Obama took office, the number of limousines owned by the government for officials’ use has increated by 73% to 412.  All this during a budget crisis.  But the General Services Administration replied that there’s no precise government definition of a “limo” and that today’s officials need big, armored limos because of increased threats against them.

- Those threats coming from angry taxpayers who are sick of the government wasting money. 

- Meanwhile the officials have come up with a way to raise the debt ceiling… they’re just gonna open the sunroofs on all the limos!