Locals in Abbottabad say they wondered who lived in the mansion behind those walls with all the expensive SUV’s inside, sending messengers to the store to buy Coke and Pepsi.  But Pakistan officials are angry at the suspicion that they might have deliberately turned a blind eye, even though Bin Laden was living in a huge compound near the nation’s capital and it’s military academy.  

- Maybe they just thought it was one of Brangelina’s vacation homes and the pop was for all their kids! 

- Why the mailman never caught on to all the letters addressed to “Mr. and the Many Mrs. Bin Laden’s” I’ll never know. 

- Turns out it wasn’t Bin Laden living in a cave - it was the Pakistani officials!

- Apparentely Bin Laden preferred “Diet Coke”.  That’s how he stayed so trim!