Arnold Schwarzenegger is having one bad day after another.  Not only has his wife Maria hired a top divorce lawyer who could demand a $100 million settlement, but his former housekeeper and baby mama has reportedly lawyered up as has at least one other mistress.  

- Arnold’s gonna end up broke!  But you’ll still be able to recognize him - he’ll be the homeless guy with the sign reading “Will Grope for Food”. 

- His movie “True Lies” is being re-released… this time as a documentary.