A new line of condoms called Naked is billing itself as the world’s most expensive condoms.  They’re $65 per dozen, but CEO Jud Ireland says they’re made of higher quality material and therefore worth it.  His sister Marie added that they also have more visual appeal.  She said, “I’d rather have sex with someone who has a Naked condom.  The guy looks better, I think”.  Their target audience is “edgy, hip and rich”. 

- They’re made of “higher quality material”… unlike the cheap, breakable kind Arnold Schwarzenegger uses. 

- Finally!  What the world needs… a really GOOD LOOKING condom!  

- You can tell which guys buy these… cuz the “ring-mark” is on a really expensive wallet! 

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