Arnold Schwarzenegger has shocked Hollywood and the political world by admitting that he fathered a child with a member of his and wife Maria Shriver’s household staff.  Just last week, the couple announced they were splitting after 25 years of marriage and now we know why.  Arnold says the child was conceived a decade ago and that he just told Maria about his out-of-wedlock baby earlier this year - when it’s mother quit working for the couple after 20 years.  Neither the name of the baby or it’s mother have been released. 

- So I guess that whole “groping” thing was just what Arnold considers foreplay. 

- He offered her a position with benefits… She got paid and he got the benefits! 

- To be fair, when the woman applied for the job she said she didn’t do windows, but did do other people’s husbands.