The head of the International Monetary Fund which overseas the Global Economy, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was arrested on sexual assault charges over the weekend.  The 62 year-old, three-times married Frenchman, who had planned to run for President of France and is known in his country as “The Great Seducer” came out of the bathroom in his $3000 a night hotel suite in NYC in the nude and allegedly attacked a maid, forcing her to perform a sex act on him.  She got away and ran down the hall with the naked “seducer” in hot pursuit.  

He caught her, but she got away and reported the incident to hotel security.  In the meantime, Mr. Strauss-Kahn got dressed and took off, accidentally leaving his cell phone behind. Later, he called the hotel to ask if he had left his cell phone there; a hotel security man lied and said he had the phone, then asked for Strauss-Kahn’s location so he could meet him and return it.  Police then made the arrest at Kennedy International Airport where Mr. Strauss-Kahn was sitting in First Class and the plane was about to leave the gate for France.   

- Wouldn’t you think the head of the International Monetary Fund could have just hired a hooker and PAID for sex?  

- Bill Clinton said, “Hey… I thought I was ‘The Great Seducer’”.