NBC announced that “The Apprentice” is such a strong show, that if Donald Trump decides to run for President and has to leave the program, they’ll continue with a different host.  

- They could hire Charlie Sheen and re-name it “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”… no wait, he’s a Warlock.  

- How about Oprah?  Of course she wouldn’t fire any of the contestants… she’d just give them all free cars!  

Meanwhile, sad news for fans of “Detroit 1-8-7”.  ABC has pulled the plug on the show after just one season.

- In an effort to keep production on something here in Detroit, producers are allegedly working on two new shows:  “Keeping Up With The Kilpatricks” and “The Monica Conyers Comedy Hour”.