Kohler has introduced what it calls “a new standard of excellence in the bathroom”.  It’s the Numi toilet. Among it’s features:  a heated seat, foot-warming air vents, customizable bidet functions, a built in touch-screen computer panel and sound system with MP3’s or FM, a deodorizer and a motion-activated seat and lid. The cost:  $6300 (US). 

- You could actually sit and watch the entire “Superbowl” on this “Super Bowl”!

- It’s a great new way to flush your money down the toilet! 

- Among the songs pre-programmed into the MP3:  “Love Me Doo-Doo”, “Wipe Out” and “My Ding-a-Ling”.