A federal judge in Philadelphia ruled that Americans have a constitutional right to declare that they love boobs. Two school girls had gotten in trouble for defying a ban on bracelets that read “I (Heart) Boobies”. In a 40 page ruling, the judge barred the school from suspending the students for wearing them because they could reasonably be viewed as free speech to promote breast cancer awareness. The school’s attorney may appeal claiming they are “meant to titillate”, adding, “There’s no group more distractible than 12 to 14 year old middle school boys.”
- And Bill Clinton.
- If he’s really against the bracelets, I think he could have chosen a better word than “titillate”…
- How come you never hear any complaints about the “I (Heart) Prostates!” bracelets?