Police in Oregon got an unusual 911 call from a burglar begging them to come rescue him.  He had broken into a house and was taking a shower when the homeowner returned unexpectedly with his two German Shepherds.  He demanded to know what the intruder was doing there.  The naked burglar locked the bathroom door and called 911 because he was afraid the homeowner might have a gun. 

- He was so scared he did something he won’t do in prison… he dropped the soap!

- For once the cops different have to the suspect to “come clean”!

- The Police had a hard time getting a bunch of guys to strip down and lather up for the line up.

- The homeowner said, “The man’s a criminal… but Gee His Hair Smells Terrific!”