University of Texas economists analyzed five large, multinational studies between 1971 and 2009 and found that attractive people are happier and make more money.  They say about a third of people are average or gorgeous, 10-15% are below average or homely, and those in the middle are neither.  When asked to rank thier own happiness, the best-looking people were an average of 10% happier than the ugliest people.  

- So Angelina Jolie is only 10% happier than Helen Thomas?  I don’t think so…

- But thanks to Internet porn, even ugly guys can be happy at the touch of a button! 

- If “gorgeous” people make the most money, then explain Bill Gates.

- The blond female newsreaders on the Fox New Channel must be the happiest people on earth!