Police in Ohio arrested a 42-year-old woman who allegedly knocked on her neighbor’s door, and when he answered, jabbed him in the chest with a small pitchfork used for toasting marshmellows.  She had earlier made a noise complaint against him.  The man told the cops his marshmallow fork-wielding neighbor, “Had the look of death in her eyes”. 

- Thank God she didn’t own a fondue set or she might have taken out the whole family!

- I wish we had s’more info on this story…

- Police believe she’ll get her just desserts… and they’ll probably involve chocolate and  some graham crackers.