Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has an interesting defense against charges that he’s been holding orgies and had sex with more than thirty women - including at least one minor: He’s too old. The 74 year old Berlusconi told a leftist newspaper (that has called for his resignation) that “even though I am a little brat… 33 girls in two months seems like too much even for a 30 year old!”
- 33 women in two months? Maybe that’s why one of his “girls” refers to him as “The Leaning Tower of Pisa”.
- He’s been around a long time… this could finally explain that little smile on the “Mona Lisa”.