Al Quaeda has launched a new women’s magazine which mixes tips on skin care with articles on marrying suicide bombers.  The cover of “Al Shamikha” which means “The Majestic Woman” features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to the image of a woman in a veil.  There are several interviews with women who praise their husbands’ decisions to die in suicide bombings.  The male editor says the magazine is designed to educate women and involve them in the war against the enemies of Islam. 

- Who needs skin care tips when your entire body is covered in a Burka?

- There’s a recipe for tuna noodle hummus casserole that’s to die for!  

- They should call it “Better Bombs and Gardens”.

- Of course after reading the magazine, the woman will immediately be killed for looking at something published by a man.