Police in Calgary, Canada, are searching for two men who robbed a drugstore at gunpoint Tuesday morning. They demanded the painkilling drug Oxycontin, but the pharmacist told them he didn have any.  So instead, they made off with the store’s entire supply of the ED drugs Viagra and Cialis.  Police said they were wearing masks, so they might be hard to identify. 

- On the contrary!

- Why didn’t the police just wait four hours and then search all the local hospitals?   

- Cialis is going to change their slogan to: “When the moment to be arrested is right, will you be ready?”

- To find the thieves, Police have all officers on-the-lookout for two men sitting in bathtubs.  

Question:  Whatever happened to Levitra!