Tuesday, during oral arguments, a Supreme Court majority appeared to agree that a woman was given too long a prison sentence for trying to poison her best friend after her husband got the woman pregnant. Because she was a microbiologist and used a poison banned by chemical weapons treaties, she was charged with a federal crime, like a terrorist.  She claims the Feds overreacted and that she only wanted to cause the woman an uncomfortable rash.  

- Her husband already has an uncomfortable rash he caught from his wife’s best friend! 

- Her lawyer calls it “The Desitin Defense”. 

- She only wanted to give the woman a rash… she wanted to KILL her husband!