In an interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan, Janet Jackson claimed that some female celebrities are so paranoid about their weight, they eat Kleenex tissue to stop their hunger pangs.  She said the pressure on today’s female stars to be thin is “crazy”, but added that she doesn’t eat Kleenex. 

- She eats toilet paper sandwiches instead.  On a roll. 

- When you think about it, eating toilet paper kind of kills two birds with one stone. 

- Janet’s brother Micheal didn’t eat Kleenex, he just used it to blow his nose… right across the room.  

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