At last night’s Grammy Awards, Lady Gaga arrived in a giant egg, carried by musclemen wearing only gold loincloths.  She “hatched out” of it and did an over-the-top version of her new single, “Born This Way”, which has been both hyped as an “anthem for a lost generation” and criticized as a blatant rip-off of Madonna’s ‘80’s hit, “Express Yourself”. 

- Of course we know now that those who “expressed themselves” with Madonna all ended up on penicillin. 

- When I first saw Lady Gaga in the egg… I thought, this has got to be a yolk! (Pardon me!)