In what had to be one of the most bizarre moments in Grammy history, Susan Boyle of “Britain’s Got Talent” fame was up against Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, John Mayer, and Katy Perry for Best Pop Vocal Album. She didn’t win. 

- But she looked great when she arrived in a polyester housedress carried by assisted-living home attendants.

- Justin Beiber didn’t win either but he looked great when he arrived on his Big Wheel being pushed-in by his mom and dad.  

- When he lost, he threw such a tantrum his mom put him in a time-out.  

- Lady Gaga accepted the award for best album wearing a black moulded rubber teddy with a giant rubber butt… from the “Kim Kardashian Collection”.